"Gently herding Texas grapes into a bottle."
What the heck is a Bar Z?
We're named after Monty's registered horse & cattle brand. We like branding sh*t.
Did you pi-know?
The high plains ava produces 80% of Texas' wine grapes every year.
Breakfast is the gateway meal to fatness.
If you’ve got a honey hole, fish it.
The glass is never half full or half empty. It’s refillable.
Any excuse will do when you need one!
I’ve always thought that unless your eyes are closed, you always watch what you eat.
It tastes like you just put Carmen Miranda’s hat in your mouth.
Until things start to change, nothing ever changes.
Never sell a saddle that makes your ass laugh.
Where is Canyon, TX?
About 20 miles outside Amarillo. (Not armadillo)